The 2023 Ohio State football season kicks off with stage one of a potentially four-part Rampage: Indiana Tour, with stops scheduled in Bloomington, South Bend, West Lafayette, and, with Woody's intercession, Indianapolis once more. Not quite last season's opening headliner but the slate is rather ho-hum across the nation. The casual fan will be waiting with bated breath for Sunday night's rematch of one of the silliest games of 2022, one which left fans wondering if the ghost of Les Miles still walked the sidelines of the bayou.
Hoying: You can tell that Coach Prime must have played a lot of EA Sports' NCAA Football because he's using the same strategy I use when taking over a garbage program: methodically cut all the scrubs that got the last guy fired and bring in your shiny new recruits to take their place. It's just that I didn't expect him to go all "Football Team of Theseus" on day one, with over 70 players hitting the portal since last season alone. Of course, the team on the other sideline isn't completely intact from 2022 either, with the national runner-up (?!?) TCU Horned Frogs looking to move past Heisman runner-up (?!?!?) Max Duggan and quite a few other key contributors. Fortunately for TCU, Duggan is being replaced by last year's season starter, Chandler Morris, so I wouldn't expect a huge dropoff at this position alone. Then again, even Duggan and maximum roster TCU only pulled within 58 points of a national championship, so don't expect the Frogs to become the next Alabama anytime soon. But they aren't playing Alabama this week. They're playing the bottom feeder of a dying conference, trying to break in an entire new roster at once. Growing pains can be brutal when there's nowhere to go but up. CU: 9--TCU: 34
Seeberg: Hey kids, college football is BACK...and not like Texas is back, it's back for real! How do I know? I've already been roundly chastised by multiple members of the Penn State fan base on Twitter for insinuating that having a new QB may cost them a game or two this season...literally right after one of their fans showed McSorely (3 losses) and Clifford's (2 losses) first years as inexperienced starters. Regardless, Neon Deion is back and coaching the Buffaloes for...reasons? We know next-to-nothing about how either squad will really look. Deion brings in a massive load of transfers and TCU lost exactly half of their starters, including Max Duggan. The Frogs should be able to run it, however, with Emani Bailey and Bama transfer Trey Sanders in the backfield. Continuity should matter early in the season, and the Buffs don't have it just yet. Hypnotoad swirls on. UC: 17--TCU: 27
Hoying: Every Cinderella either dies a hero or lives long enough to become Gonzaga. After a decade-plus tear that almost saw the Broncos climb to the top of the all-time winning percentage ranking across all of FBS, the mojo has cooled a bit. Boise State hasn't beaten a big name out of conference since Florida State in 2019, and they haven't beaten a great nonconference opponent since their Fiesta Bowl win over Arizona nearly 10 years ago. That's bad news when you're staring down a team that was a couple of bad bounces away from running the regular season slate last year. BSU: 20--UW: 34
Seeberg: Well, the Buckeyes giving Michael Penix a dose of reality may have been the best medicine for him. Penix seems to have started a new trend of B1G QBs heading elsewhere for greener pastures when they can't beat the Bucks (not sure all the pastures are that green however as Graham Mertz has currently put up a whopping 3 points in Utah halfway through the 3rd quarter as I type this). Regardless, the Huskies have some weapons around Penix and he lit up the PAC-
Hoying: Go ahead and toss Florida State into the same are they /aren't they back bag that's been occupied by Texas and Tennessee over the Playoff era. Knowing what we know now, last year's improbable win over LSU would have been considered a big step in the correct direction, but the Noles followed it up with an October to forget, and were quickly forgotten. The FSU offense may nearly be in championship form (ACC championship at least), but for the time being, BK has it his way. LSU: 27--FSU: 21
Seeberg: Kudos to these two for playing this game and attempting to salvage a mostly mundane week one slate. The talent on these two squads is undeniable...and unpredictable. Both teams will have multiple transfers playing critical roles on both sides of the ball. However, both teams also return 8 offensive starters from relatively explosive units last season. Continuity matters early. This game truly feels like a coin flip, and the mystery of week one only adds to the indecisiveness. Let's just hope for a game as good as last year, and the Tigers get their revenge late. LSU: 37--FSU: 31
Hoying: Quarterback, quarterback, quarterback. It's all we heard about in the offseason, even though the Bucks return so much production at other positions on both sides of the ball. The only real question marks I see across the roster are offensive line, QB (we're going to be fine), and, well, whether this defense will ever really work. A new starting QB and a prior season bowl loss is traditionally a great recipe for a Buckeye national championship. At any rate, we probably won't learn many answers to our questions this weekend; Indiana has snapped back to reality after the attempted usurpation in 2020 and is always for what ails ya. Probably the most interesting thing we'll learn is what the intended snap mix at running back will be, and whether Tre has his quick step back. OSU: 45--IU: 17
Seeberg: Here we go again, starting the season with a fresh QB on the road against a conference opponent. Thankfully the Hoosiers have dropped off considerably from their COVID-era stretch (a certain QB transferring may have contributed). All the talk coming out of camp is how vastly improved the back 7 on D are...and don't we all hope?? The QBs have received the bulk of the attention, but the OL is a bit untested and will play a crucial role as the season progresses. Saturday, however, it's about our first glimpses into what McCord/Brown can do leading an almost-comical amount of skilled talent on offense. I find it slightly disconcerting that neither wowed the coaches enough to take hold of the position- but I find it relieving that Day and Co. didn't think it was necessary to shop for another quarterback in the transfer portal, which they've done quite successfully when needed (Justin Fields vs. Tate Martell ring a bell?). I hope the offense hums and the defense stymies. 3:30 can't get here soon enough! OSU: 45--IU: 10
Upset Special
Draper: Duke over Clemson
Hoying: West Virginia over Penn State
Schweinfurth: Rice over Texas
Seeberg: Fresno State over Purdue