It's title defense time in Columbus, Ohio, which for both such seasons in recent memory has meant a long, joyless slog before watching hopes of a repeat slip away at the last moments. This year, the Buckeyes don't have time for a hangover, as perhaps the biggest season opener in the history of the game finds its way to the banks of the Olentangy (under the bright lights of...the sun). Elsewhere, perennial early season heroic schedulers LSU, Clemson, and Notre Dame find themselves with nasty wake-up calls even before the month of August is out.
Hoying: Another year, another monster opener for Brian Kelly's LSU. Say what you want about the SEC's out of conference scheduling, but it takes real courage to start every year's Playoff hunt in a one-game hole like the Bayou Bengals do year after year. And this time it'll be against another team that's been lost in the wilderness for the first half of the 2020's. Neither team has been able to replicate its respective height from the 2020 CFP Championship, when Joe Burrow showed Trevor Lawrence how we do things in Athens, OH, before Justin Fields and Crew put the nail in Clemson's coffin the following year. Clemson is a trendy pick to return to the Playoff after sneaking in last year, and even to make off with the hardware depending on whom you ask. But I have to say I don't see it. Clemson QB Cade Klubnik may be the best returning QB in college football this year, but the Tigers had him last season and CU opened the season by getting pasted by Georgia 34-3. And LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier may be every bit as good as Carson Beck was last year. LSU's defense has been pretty bad ever since their last magical title run but it's not like Clemson was a brick wall last season either. I'll believe the Tigers (the purple ones) (the purple AND ORANGE ONES) can win another big boy game against a big boy opponent when I see it. Kelly finally starts the season on the right foot. LSU: 31--Clem: 27
Hoying: Speaking of monster openers, the Irish are up to bat again and hoping to get to October unscathed for the first time in the Marcus Freeman era. Not that any early losses have stopped them in the past from making it even to the CFP Championship. The Irish were never going to win that game (no, not even before 3rd-and-Jeremiah) and they still need to take another step to be a true title contender, but Miami has been a giant leap behind them ever since Glenn Sharpe grabbed Chris Gamble in the Tempe end zone. If the Canes can give Carson Beck the glow-up they gave Cam Ward last year, they should be able to score on anybody, but as Miami learned in their last 2 games last year, even scoring 38+ won't save you if the defense doesn't get off the bus. Defense has been Notre Dame's calling card under Freeman, and with Jeremiyah Love back to pace the Irish ground game, it's up to Lloyd Carr's grandson to try to give Notre Dame the steady hand behind center they've been so desperately missing in their last few campaigns. Time will tell if he is the answer they've been looking for, but they won't need his A-game to get by Miami. No rest for the wicked, as Texas A&M will come calling in just two week, but the Irish are hot out of the gates for a second straight year. ND: 34--UM: 31
Hoying: If you think the deja vu is strong in Columbus, imagine what they're going through down south. No Notre Dame sandwich game for the Longhorns: they're facing the Scarlet and Gray in back-to-back games, a phenomenon I'm not sure has ever happened in the history of Buckeye football. But much like last year's national championship rematch in Seattle, these are hardly the same two teams that faced off back in January. A combined 26 players have since left for the NFL, leaving numerous holes and question marks across both teams. Of course, all Ohio State does is reload (as does...Texas? per Stanford Steve, notwithstanding taking the entirety of the 2010s off) but the QB and DL positions remain a bit untested. Not the best recipe for success when opening the season against the #1 team in the country. But Texas is still a work in progress as well. Yes, Arch has the famous last name, but so did Eli, and he never won anything of consequence at Ole Miss. And if you remember the Buckeyes' struggles at O-line last year, Texas is in the midst of replacing 4 starters with relatively untested replacements, including a left tackle with a cast on his hand. That'll make it a bit harder to get away with the standard 20 free holds a game spotted to OSU's opponents. I so want to go with the home team in this one. Top to bottom, I think the Buckeyes are the more complete team and just better overall. But as much as Jimmies and Joes beat X's and O's, the scheme matters on the margins when the game is otherwise nearly talent-equated. And you don't want to be breaking in a new OC and a brand new DC on a stage like this. It took 3 years for Jim Knowles's defense to reach its final form, and the offense never looked quite right back in 2023 when Hartline took the reins the first time. Sark is one of the finest offensive minds in the business, so Ohio State better have their defense ready to go from the opening gun. It helps to have continuity from last year's championship defense with Caleb Downs, who's practically a defensive coach himself, but miscommunications doomed Ohio State against Oregon last year, and I fear the same trip-ups will snag them here. Horns get revenge, regain the lead in the series, and slide into the (cattle) driver's seat for a favorable seed in the Playoff. UT: 23--OSU: 20.
Upset Special
Draper: FSU over Bama (Leeeeerrrrooooooyyyyy Jeeeeennnnnkkkkiinnnssssss)
Hoying: Syracuse over Tennessee
Schweinfurth: UCLA over Utah
Seeberg: Toledo over Kentucky